he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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