I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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