look no pants
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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