morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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