Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
My butt remains clenched, sir.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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