they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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