Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Enjoy the penises
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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