We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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