Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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