i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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