Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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