So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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