wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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