Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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