so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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