i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think people are normalizing furries
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
