Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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