He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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