I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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