Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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