another moral hangover. fuck.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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