That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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