I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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