i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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