Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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