I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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