I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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