My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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