I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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