yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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