You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
