No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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