Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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