nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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