Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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