Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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