Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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