in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
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Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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