Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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