Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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