How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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