ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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