you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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