I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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