Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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