Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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