I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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