What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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