Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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