Well apparently he's into motor boating.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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