you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
