is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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