He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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