you traded sex for a burrito?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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